Ugh, I am soooooo bored. One can only watch so much boys high school basketball before going completely brain dead. We watched it during first period chem this morning, then I went to math... Math was evil. Inverse functions are not pretty things to be dealing with when one is half asleep.

Then lunch was loud, cold, and noisy; it was normal for this time of year. English was kinda boring, but it could have been worse. We could have had to take a zillion notes on modern poetry. Then I was supposed to g oto gym, but we have caf because Mr. Jaques had to go to Manitoulin Secondary for basketball. Then Mr. Mohammed (our vice who is actually really really cool and looks like a secret agent) was late. After he came and took attendence, Steve ditched me to go to Macs so I decided to go check out volleyball again. Boring.

So now I am hear sitting in the nice quiet library telling you nice people about my yucky day.

After this I'll be happy though because we have Improv practise!!!! WOOT!!! WOOT!!!! 

What to talk about.... What to talk about...

*white noise fills her brain*

Apparently my imagination went on holiday. How sad.

BUH BYES!!!! 

Apparently I'm not that stupid, but my friends could have told you that. *smiles*

18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 5

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 6

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class.
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed
So far: 7

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 9

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 10

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 12

[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 12

Now count them up and put "I've done__ stupid things out of 35"


- Cleo

Title: I'll Have You One Day Granger
Author: Cleo Dumbledore
Rating: Not exactly sure, I guess NC-17 would suffice
Genre: Romance/General
Summary: Hermione just moved into a new flat, when Malfoy shows up unexpectedly, what's going to happen now?

A/N: Okay, so this is my first try at writing lemon/smut/erotica/ whatever you want to call it, so don't be insanely harsh.

Disclaimer: If I owned this I wouldn't be writing here now would I?


Read and review if you feel like it. Oh and I suggest you read "Her Captor" by Lexy Malfoy, after reading that this popped into my head so I thank her for writing so awesome-ly! Peace!

- C.D.